update - the silly way:

"my heavens!" blog-reader number one exclaims. "why the deuce hasn't alissa updated her blog? i am growing weary plodding along through daily newspapers and monthly magazines! i need a thirsty camel! i need a thirsty camel update now!"

"i feel similarly," agrees blog-reader number two. "where the devil has she gone off to during these most crucial times? i do hope she's ok."

"what are you blokes talking about?" interrupts non-important-third-person man.

"oh, non-important-third-person man! so happy you interrupted our conversation. i say, have you any idea about --" (non-important-third-person man walks away rather quickly).

"blast it! how much longer shall we wait for this thirsty camel update to arrive?" inquires blog-reader number two.

"i hope not long. i must have a wee quite soon," answers blog-reader number one.

"here, here!" blog-reader number two blurts out. "I should rather fancy a cup of tea now as i wait." he adds.

"a tea and a wee! sounds splendid my good man!" blog-reader number one replies.

"what's this? why, by the beard of zeus! i do believe that's an update coming our way! shouldn't be long now by the looks of it! how delightful!" blog-reader number two says as he looks off into the distance.

"oh, most splendid my good man! what excellent eyes you have! then let us have a quick tea, a quicker wee and the update should soon be upon us. one lump or two?" blog-reader number one says while holding up a sugar cube.

"two on the camel. one in my tea, thank you kindly. and don't forget i also take a spot of cream." blog-reader number two states.

"splendid!" blog-reader number one sighs.

"splendid!" blog-reader number two laughs.